Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd) Celebrity Cancer – Ariana Grande A Cancer is always the hottest sign at the party, this is a universal fact. However, you have been stuck in a rut lately, you’ve landed the promotion, flirted with the hot guy from accounting and got the salary increase, but, your wardrobe doesn’t match the new and improved you. Bitchy Saturn has called for a change in attitude and wardrobe, your hot and a bitch but your wardrobe is very middle America circa 1993. Cancers are bitches by nature, it’s something which has baffled astrological anthropologists for generations. Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd) Celebrity Leo – Demi Lovato While Leo’s are known to be fierce, they are notoriously lazy. Some Leo’s are so lazy that the only exercise they do is mustering up the strength to lift their credit card up and pop it into the machine/carrying shopping bags. As sporty Mars begins to eclipse your sign, you have a new found sense of get-up-and-go. July is a fantastic time to get active, the warm weather and fab fashions are enough impetus to get even the laziest Leo’s out of bed. Get this fab Wimbledon look HERE so you can dazzle your opponents on the court Virgo (August 23rd – September 2nd) Celebrity Virgo – Niall Horan Uranus is in full view this week which means love might be on the horizon, and by love, we mean falling in love with a man that understand your struggles. Virgo’s are usually unlucky in love, they fall too hard too quickly. But fear not little Virgo, your days of heartache are almost over, a man sporting killer heels will steal your heart, he understands that the struggle is real. Watch your future husband work-it HERE Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd) Celebrity Libra – Will Smith Libra’s are prissy by nature, it’s just a fact of life that all the other signs have to live with. Jupiter has been circling your sign for the last 12 days which means you have been acting unsociably. You dream of one day being a queen, because being a princess is akin to being spoiled little girl with anger issues. You deserve the best and you want the best, indulge your regal fetish in this fabulously opulent FASHION FILM. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21st) Celebrity Scorpio – Kendall Jenner The Scorpio, the sexy and seductive sign. This recent heatwave has you feeling rather lustful, it’s a shame you haven’t been lusting after a new wardrobe because maybe then you wouldn’t be sweating it out as you commute. I understand you have money troubles, why does rent cost so much when your salary is so little (insert sad face emoji here). But come on little Scorpio, there is still some beauty in the world, most notably THESE MALE MODELS Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st) Celebrity Sagittarius – Taylor Swift You’re not even American, but that didn’t stop you going out and celebrating the signing of the declaration of Independence like a literal mad woman. You were a ‘drink aware’ ad personified, but hey, we all make mistakes. At least your outfit was on point! So, now you look tired, grey and pretty shabby, but fear not, the fashion god have some tips from the detox gods to help your recovery. Get your detox tips HERE Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th) Celebrity Capricorn – Meghan Trainor The seductive pluto has been circling around you for quite some time! A chance run in with a silver fox in the opticians means love is definitely on the horizon! Just ensure that the Silver fox is a Leo, it is imperative that you connect with a Leo silver fox, just ensure that you take inspiration from Scandi designers when your picking out what to wear for the opticians. Here are the top silver foxes we all wouldn’t mind dating HERE. Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th) Celebrity Aquarius – Shakira It’s never been tougher to be an Aquarius, Saturn has been bitching about your locks behind your back. It’s time to shake up your hairstyle, people have been debating in the office about whether your hair style is a bad balayage or badly neglected roots. Your fashion is on point, there is no doubt about it. But you need to get on the Bronde (THIS) hair trend this instant. Pisces (February 19th – March 20th) Celebrity Pieces – Justin Bieber You are fierce and you are innately fashionable, you need to get ahead of the game and get your career back on track. You have been yearning for a move into the world of fashion, this cut throat environment is a walk in the park for you. Fashion conscious Mercury has called or you to embrace the colour red this week, but beware wearing red to the interview could make you stand out for all the wrong reasons. You need to get yourself together, get inspiration from Victoria Beckham HERE Aries (March 21st – April 19th) Celebrity Aries – Kourtney Kardashian You have been neglecting your beauty routine, your reckless abandonment of your beauty routine has left your body looking like a scaley mess. Now, its totally fine to let yourself go once and awhile, but pluto has predicted an up coming blind date is on the horizon for you. Now make sure your skin is ready for anything life might throw at it, or onto it, by using this homemade scrub HERE Taurus (April 20th – May 20th) Celebrity Taurus – Megan Fox Is it a wolf? Is it a bear? No, it’s just your unkept legs on display. Now the fashion gods hate the patriarchy as much as the next person, but those furry gams have got to go. You blew your beauty budget on that make up splurge over the weekend. Gemini (May 21st – June 20th) Celebrity Gemini – Ashley Olsen Jupiter is concerned about you little Gemini, which in turn, has concerned me, because Jupiter is usually a selfish bitch. You have been feeling out of sorts lately and your wardrobe shows it. You need to start loving to shop again, you also need to start loving to look fab again. Get inspiration from these MODEL’S INSTAGRAM’S.