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Fashion Horoscope

Mystic Peig Fashion Horoscope
Mystic Peig has curated your fashion horoscopes for the week, read them and weep.  Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd) Celebrity Cancer – Selena Gomez Selena Gomez floral crown It’s now your time to shine, the next 4 weeks are all about you. So while all eyes are on you, you better make those heads turn. You’ve been neglecting your skin the last few months, while you are still beautiful, you need to take necessary steps to preserving that beauty! Otherwise you’ll end up looking like an Argos leather couch in a few years.    Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)  Celebrity Leo – Chris Hemsworth  Chris Hemsworth It’s difficult to tame a Leo, what’s even more difficult is taming their ferocious mane. A Leo’s hair is it’s pride and joy, but the recent humid and changeable weather has you looking like someone that’s been dragged through about 4 miles of hedges. Here are some easy to do summer hairstyles that you should consider, check them out HERE   Virgo (August 23rd – September 2nd) Celebrity Virgo – Zendaya Coleman Zendaya Coleman red carpet I hope you kept those receipts from your sale shopping over the weekend, you made some bloody criminal purchases. Just because something was reduced by 70% it doesn’t mean that it’s actually worth buying. Virgo’s are similar to magpies, in that, they will collect all manner of things, regardless of if it’s nice or not. I want you to watch this film and learn from it, WATCH HERE.   Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)  Celebrity Libra – Bruno Mars Bruno Mars on stage singing Domineering Jupiter has been flexing his muscles this week and he’s caught your eye! A chance encounter with a green eyed man at the gym will herald in a time of heartbreak, but an encounter with a grey eyed man in the gym will mean only happiness. Want to wow the grey eyed gent? Read THIS and take note.   Scorpio (October 23 – November 21st) Celebrity Scorpio – Emma Stone Emma Stone Red carpet I know they say less is more, but honey, that denim thong you call your ‘Daisy Dukes’ need to be binned ASAP. Not everyone want’s to see what you had for breakfast, I understand the weather is warmer and you’re anxious to show off your shapely pins. But you need to go about it in a better way. As festival season continues, make sure you look super cute by taking inspiration from THESE FASHIONISTAS.   Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st) Celebrity Sagittarius – Theo James Theo James Summer Sales will be the death of you young Sagittarius, you need to make a strategic plan next time. You need a few home truths, green isn’t your colour, your hair is beautiful either up or down and you have fab skin. So cash in on your god given assets by dressing them in fabulous clothes! Here are our essential tips for winning at the summer sales. Read HERE   Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th) Celebrity Capricorn – Betty White Betty White As sassy saturn begins to rise you are starting to feel a whole new sense of confidence, it’s time for you to overcome your fear of rejection and ask for that promotion, you are a fabulous worker and are more than deserving of a raise. A woman with razor sharp cheekbones and messy make up means your about to go on a crazy adventure, but first you need to work on getting that promotion. Take inspiration from fashion’s matriarch Victoria Beckham, watch the film HERE.   Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th) Celebrity Aquarius – Cristiano Ronaldo  Cristiano Ronaldo An Aquarius always looks to the future, it might explain why they are so anxious? But listen to me little Aquarius, I want you to take my fashion advice. Lucky for you, you can pull off any look, you’re like a hanger, anything will fab on you. Look at this fashion forecast for winter so you can stay ahead of the other signs, especially that bitchy Aries. Read HERE   Pisces (February 19th – March 20th) Celebrity Pieces – Justin Bieber Justin Bieber An inordinate number of Pieces are actually Hipsters, new research from Astrological Fashion Centre of Anthropology has revealed that 89% of Hipster are actually from the pisces family. But there is trouble ahead, did you know that the Hipster is an endangered species, it’s natural habitat is being eroded by the Yuccie at an astonishing rate.    Aries (March 21st – April 19th) Celebrity Aries – Kourtney Kardashian  Kourtney Kardashian Being a bitch is second nature to an Aries, with a sharp tongue and a quick wit, you can reduce even the strongest of people to a blubbering mess. Your killer fashion sense has been getting you noticed in work, but the hot bitch in the office is trying to sabotage your efforts. Read how to deal with different types of bitches we all know HERE    Taurus (April 20th – May 20th) Celebrity Taurus – Adele Adele Taurus oh Taurus, with your skin so poreless, we envy you so! But we don’t envy your criminal fashion sense means Uranus is not pleased. It’s up to you to appease Uranus with some saintly clobber. Investing in the future is your best chance to get ahead, a woman wearing velour means your about to get beaten up, run away! Get inspiration for your winter wardrobe HERE   Gemini (May 21st – June 20th) Celebrity Gemini – Angelina Jolie  Angelina Jolie Your time in the sun has come to an end, but that doesn’t mean your skin should be beach ready. it’s been quite an eventful few weeks for you. It’s time to invest in yourself, you’ve spent too much time a nd money on other. TREAT YOURSELF. Vengeful Venus has demanded that you take extra care of your skin from now on, read about how to get beach ready HERE
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