Mystic Peig has curated your fashion horoscopes for the week, read them and weep. Gemini (May 21st – June 20th) Celebrity Gemini – Kanye West There’s something irking you at the moment, you can’t quite put your finger on it. Well little Gemini, I know exactly what is irking you, it’s that subconscious nagging feeling you have every time you pass your wardrobe, it means you need a chic injection STAT! As Jupiter is subdued this week you are in for a financial windfall, put this money to good use and invest in some high end pieces. Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd) Celebrity Cancer – Lindsay Lohan I know what your thinking, that guy on your bus has no business wearing those crocs in public, but sometimes we all make snap judgements about people who might be wonderful people, despite their criminal dress sense. Cancerians come alive in summer, their fashion senses are heightened in warmer, sunnier weather. Now Cancer, I implore you to help your friend get their last minute clothes for festival season. This charity endeavour will please the fashion gods and you will be gifted with 3 months of good hair days. Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd) Celebrity Leo – Jennifer Lawrence Good god Leo, it’s only two weeks into the month and you have already blown your paycheque, it looks like it’s going to be off brand noodles and crackers for the next two weeks. But Leo, let this blow out month be a learning curve for you in the future, and besides, if you kept the receipts I’m sure you can return the Nutribullet. Now Leo, as scrimp and save for foreseeable future, here are some industry fashion hacks to get you through the next while. Fashion Hacks Virgo (August 23rd – September 2nd) Celebrity Virgo – Cameron Diaz As general rule of thumb a Virgo is a natural virtuoso, however, your fashion choices as of late have fallen flat. Uranus has demanded that you take inspiration from our nordic cousins, their natural flair for enduring fashion will help revamp your frumpy looks. Don’t get down on yourself Virgo, but was it really necessary to invest so much of your money into that polyblend abomination you call your wardrobe. Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd) Celebrity Libra – Hilary Duff Libras tend to come on too strong when in the company of an attractive Scorpio, but don’t we all! But take my word, nothings worse than a frisky Libra, keep it cool in the presence of a Scorpio. Dating a Taurus? There may be wedding bells on the horizon. Now, I’m not telling you to come in too strong, but dropping subtle hints is key, Taurus’s are notoriously bad at picking up signals, leave this open on your browser. Spectacular Celebrity Wedding Dresses Scorpio (October 23 – November 21st) Celebrity Scorpio – Julia Roberts Scorpio oh Scorpio, you’ve been playing with the harts of all the signs in the galaxy. But you can’t help it your a natural flirt. Now if only we could get you to flirt with the idea of a bloody shopping trip. You need some retail therapy ASAP. Your potential promotion at work could be in peril, your lack lustre wardrobe needs shake up, adding stripes to your look could be key! Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st) Celebrity Sagittarius – Saturn has been relatively docile as of late, which means you’ve been committing fashion crimes that are going unchecked. A chance encounter with an eccentric Aries hints that one of two things are about to happen. One, you’ll get mauled by a pack of rabid cats, two, you’ll be whisked away on an uber cool shopping trip with the aforementioned Aries. Here’s hoping it’s the latter. Take inspiration from the Burberry Resort 2016 Collection. Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th) Celebrity Capricorn – Sometimes you just have to unwind with a good book, it’s imperative that you take some time out this week, light some candles, sure have a wine while your at it, have the whole bottle, and curl up with a good book. You have been excelling with your fashion choices lately, so much so, you could even teach some classes. Even Karl Lagerfeld is an avid reader. Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th) Celebrity Aquarius – Paris Hilton Aquarians tend to shy away from summer fashion, it’s not that you dislike bright colours, its’s just that you loathe the chore of theming colour pieces. Well Aquarius, I have news for you, it’s time you get a hold of yourself and inject some summer vibes into that wardrobe. Take inspiration from Victoria Beckham’s Wardrobe. Pisces (February 19th – March 20th) Celebrity Pieces – Rihanna Stop fishing for compliments, you haven’t been feeling yourself lately, you feel self conscious of your fashion sense, which is very unlike you. While once upon a time you did make fishy fashion choices, you have learned well by your mistakes, chin up, you have the ability to take on the world. It’s time for you to relax and treat yourself, watch this Alexander McQueen film. Aries (March 21st – April 19th) Celebrity Aries – Emma Watson It’s been quite an exciting week, you have seen yourself grow and grow as a fabulous fashionista. Now, while you have been busy darkening the door of some high street institutions, it seems you have been neglecting your sisterly duties. Your friend’s promotion was a wonderful time o celebrate but you couldn’t drag yourself away from ASOS. This is a warning Aries, you won’t have any friends left if you keep up this selfish indulgence. Read more about Sister Solitude HERE. Taurus (April 20th – May 20th) Celebrity Taurus – David Beckham A Taurus has many vices and you’re no different. A caffeine addict at heart, you love nothing more then strong black coffee as you swan around stores. At times a Taurus is also partial to a sneaky cig and some red wine. Now, we all love sneaky cig and the red vino, but, all these vices have left you with a rather unfashionable smile. A dentist appointment should be on the horizon.