Find out what our in house fortune teller, Mystic Peig, has in store for you this week. Taurus (April 20th – May 20th) Celebrity Taurus – Sam Smith Stern Saturn is fast approaching your sign, which means it’s time to stop posting pictures of your miserable juices and smoothies on Instagram, literally no one cares that you drank the equivalent of 8 bags of kale yesterday. Diplomatic pluto comes into play this week, which means you might be able to haggle down the price at an upcoming flea market with great success. Be wary of a man in square toed shoes. Gemini (May21st – June 20th) Celebrity Gemini – Mary Kate Olsen Naughty Neptune’s conflict with prudish Venus has you feeling at a loss this week. An erotic novel found on the Luas will spark a desire within you for change, this change is in regards to your wardrobe. Wear more red this month, this sensual, seductive and powerful colour will bring you good luck. A drunk person singing Adele in a night club toilet means your about to suffer a foot injury, so stick to flats until mid May. Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd) Celebrity Cancer – Ariana Grande Vengeful Mars calls for an end to petty relationships this week. Why should you still indulge in your passive aggressive friends nonsense any more? It’s time to take a stand, it’s time to get revenge. Sign your ‘friend’ up to every mailing list under the sun, then deny any involvement down to the ground. The revenge plan will actually help you discover some amazing online fashion stores that will help spruce up your wardrobe for summer. Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd) Celebrity Leo – Arnold Schwarzenegger Rawwwrrr! Leo, you animal. You have had quite an amazing April so far, but don’t get cocky. Remember when you didn’t wear suncream two weeks ago and got sunburn, that was a warning from the gods. Invest in light summer friendly fabrics to appease the fashion gods. Take advantage of the all white trend, shop around and remember it’s best to mix different shades of white to complete the look. Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd) Celebrity Virgo – Abby Lee Miller Uranus has been blowing some smoke about your recent fashion choices. Uranus demands a wardrobe shake up STAT! Take advantage of your savvy shopping skills online and find some amazing steals. Virgo’s are notoriously frugal, so getting the most bang for your Euro is essential to maintaining your interstellar balance. Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd) Celebrity Libra – Kim Kardashian The green eyed monster rears it’s ugly head this week, focus this new found jealously into helping your tragic friend’s dress sense. It’s time to give back to the world, this charity endeavour will appease the gods. But beware of mangy cat outside your local Tesco, this apparition will heard in a time of great financial struggle. Match your green eyed jealously with green floral prints! Scorpio (October 23rd – November 22nd) Celebrity Scorpio – Katy Perry Give up the juice cleanse, all that money you spend on juices could spent on that bag you’ve been pining after for so long. Besides juice cleanses aren’t actually proven to do anything really. As a Scorpio you have the innate talent of persuasion, you never know, you might even start the anti-juice cleanse movement. But for the moment, try haggling down the price of that handbag. Sagittarius (November 23rd – December 22nd) Celebrity Sagittarius – Nicki Minaj Last week wasn’t your week, from leaving your purse in a taxi, to accidentally stepping on your neighbours cat’s tail, you need to stop beating yourself up. As a Sagittarius you are naturally drawn to Geminis. So call your Gemini pal and meet up for a coffee, Gemini’s are innately bitchy and two faced, their scathing social commentary will give you the boost you need. Capricorn (23rd December – 19th January) Celebrity Capricorn – Meghan Trainor Creepy Capricorn, stop lurking your crush on social media and grab their attention with a killer new outfit. Capricorn’s are known for their fashion sense, so this will be a walk in the park for you. Just make sure to keep it casual, whatever you do, don’t show up to work red carpet ready (again)! Marsala is Patone’s colour this year, lucky for you it matches your gemstone, so incorporate Marsala for best results. Aquarius (Jan 20th – Feb 18th) Celebrity Aquarius – Taylor Lautner You’ve been spreading gossip around this town like a pathogen, your sharp tongue has cut through people like a knife. Aquarius, stop now while you’re ahead, all that bad mouthing is going to catch up with you! Beware of a scorned woman wearing white, she will pour red wine onto your lap! It’s not too late to make amends, donate some of your beautiful clothes to charity to appease the vengeful Venus. Pisces (Feb 19th – Mar 20th) Celebrity Pisces – Rihanna You no longer make fishy fashion choices, however, your attitude stinks! You need a vacation as soon as humanly possible. Piscean’s thrive in warmer climates and you need to thrive! Get away to some Mediterranean destination and saunter around local clothing markets and pick up some gorgoues pieces no one back home will have. Aries (March 21st – April 19th) Celebrity Aries – Lupita Nyong’o Your optimistic outlook on life is refreshing, this was truly your month Aries. You even managed to nab some pretty slick outfits in the mid season sales, but this week, for the love of god, budget wisely. Pay day is still far away and all you have to live off is ramen noodles, beans and apple sauce. This isn’t cute, don’t make the same mistakes next month!